Did the Illuminati Try to Recruit Me?

Someone slid into my Bluesky DMs claiming I was chosen. I answered like a god. Here's what really went down.

⏱️ 3 min read 🌐 🇺🇸 📂 🧠 🌀 🏷️ illuminati, psychology, power, scams, truth

Someone DMed me on Bluesky claiming I was “chosen to join the Illuminati.”

Thousands of followers on their profile. Vague mysticism. They asked for my name.

I replied:

I am the source.

A few minutes later? The account disappeared.


So… was it real?

Let’s unpack the layers.

🕯️ The Real Illuminati

  • Originated in 1776 Bavaria.
  • A secret society promoting reason, not ritual.
  • Disbanded by the 1780s.
  • No hooded figures controlling Spotify playlists.

🧠 The Meme Version

  • Celebrity puppets.
  • World domination.
  • Shadowy elites drinking baby blood?
    This is fear-fueled fantasy mixed with real frustration about power.

🧍🏽‍♂️ What was real?

A scam. Classic social engineering:

  • Ego bait (“you were chosen”)
  • Data gathering (“what’s your name?”)
  • Likely leading to spiritual manipulation or money requests.

But the script broke when I didn’t play along.
I answered like a man who doesn’t follow pyramids — he breaks them.


Final thought

Real power doesn’t need robes. It builds quietly, protects fiercely, and serves something bigger than itself.

And sometimes it just replies:
“I am the source.”