Did the Illuminati Try to Recruit Me?
Someone slid into my Bluesky DMs claiming I was chosen. I answered like a god. Here's what really went down.
Someone DMed me on Bluesky claiming I was “chosen to join the Illuminati.”
Thousands of followers on their profile. Vague mysticism. They asked for my name.
I replied:
I am the source.
A few minutes later? The account disappeared.
So… was it real?
Let’s unpack the layers.
🕯️ The Real Illuminati
- Originated in 1776 Bavaria.
- A secret society promoting reason, not ritual.
- Disbanded by the 1780s.
- No hooded figures controlling Spotify playlists.
🧠 The Meme Version
- Celebrity puppets.
- World domination.
- Shadowy elites drinking baby blood?
This is fear-fueled fantasy mixed with real frustration about power.
🧍🏽♂️ What was real?
A scam. Classic social engineering:
- Ego bait (“you were chosen”)
- Data gathering (“what’s your name?”)
- Likely leading to spiritual manipulation or money requests.
But the script broke when I didn’t play along.
I answered like a man who doesn’t follow pyramids — he breaks them.
Final thought
Real power doesn’t need robes. It builds quietly, protects fiercely, and serves something bigger than itself.
And sometimes it just replies:
“I am the source.”